TOO SOON????????????????

"Seattle fans everywhere are complaining that he didn't go over the line with his head-first dive."
- SlickBomb

"Steelers BIG BEN Roethlisberger Bike parts from wreck!"
- eBay

On Ben's old comments about being careful whilst riding helmetless:
"That's like saying 'I'll be more careful when I hold lit matches near my penis. The fire can't really get that hot. Plus my penis is covered up with this thick rag that I've gotten really wet with gasoline. Shouldn't be a big deal.'"
- Jeff Johnson

"It's really difficult for any football fan to find out the hard way that your favorite team's leader has all the common sense of 12-month-old. With colic."
- Dave, of Dave's Football Blog

"If I fall off a Jet Ski, I hit the water, and I like my odds. I’m going to get wet. What I say about motorcycles is that concrete is undefeated.”
- Joey Porter, as quoted by the Mighty MJD

AND OUR CURRENT LEADER
"I heard in an extrodinary move of team unity Coach Cowher has graciously agreed to donate his jaw to Ben's recovery. Can you confirm that?"
- matt1996