Deadspin doesn't have a Stalker feature, but if they did I'd have been happy to report that sports superagent and ballbreaker extraordinare Drew Rosenhaus was in front of me in the airport security line yesterday. First off, he flies commercial?! Does he have to buy an extra seat for his ego? I was kinda shocked, but maybe less people charter private jets than I thought. Walking through the metal detector in your socks might not be that far off from being another great equalizer. Then again, maybe he was just feeling whimsical and decided to slum it with the commoners.

ALSO, he had the wired cellphone earpiece. How can you get Willis McGahee drafted in the first round and not have Bluetooth?